souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

daringcatastrophe:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t stop

misanclrist:

when someone yells at youimage

snorlaxatives:

i can smell mcdonalds fries from a mile away

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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