no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

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When people with bad grammar try to insult you like



if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

That sentence needs more exclamation marks


I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me



"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

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"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel


You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp